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mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

-5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

-5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

-5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe’s employees, resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

-5/28: Group urges halt of U.S. beef imports due to ‘L-type’ human mad cow disease
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2012/05/28/2003533928

North Broward boil-water notice in effect through Monday
5/27: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/fl-boil-water-sunday-brf-20120527,0,7437699.story

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ob-scuriosity:

glasmond:

HOLY FUCK

Jesus have mercy.

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high resolution →

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Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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shaelephant:

asiaraim:

The Goblet of Fire

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1 oz vodka

1 oz blue curacao

3 oz lemonade

splash Bacardi 151

pinch cinnamon

light it on fire

light it on fire.

-moonshine-:

http://-moonshine-.tumblr.com/ask

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Inbox Me !!

watch me not get shit

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Just another day in Tucson

My girlfriend, DK: Eggies in a basket? I love eating eggies in a basket!
DK's brother: That's the most lesbian thing you could eat.
Me: Actually, I think pussy is the most lesbian thing you could eat.
DK's brother: . . .